Goddammit…

I totally love this but the bible verse for Cas is actually incorrect (thanks 2 years of seminary!)

Should be John 7:37, not 3:37

Welp. I thought I could just edit the pic on my phone, but the font doesn’t look right…

*sigh*

Am I really about to download Grindr rn just so I can fix this??

… fuck it. Let’s do this.

Oh wow. I uh… wasn’t expecting Grindr to be this inclusive??

Like, damn. I might just stay on here after this little experiment is over…

FUCK okay

So I thought I’d just enter the profile info, take a quick snapshot, and get outta dodge.

But apparently photos have to get approved (which is rad, good on ya Grinder) but also sort of inconvenient for what I’m trying to do.

Exhibit A(ssbutt)

Now that I have the updated description in the right font, I could just overlay that onto the original photo and call it a day…

Buuuut the profile format has changed since the original posting, and if you’ve learned anything about me by now I hope it’s that I’m a stickler for details.

So now I have two choices:

I can either have to wait for this to get approved (which lbh is not gonna fucking happen)

OR I could find another profile, hijack the format, and photoshop my own custom profile…

Guess which one we’re doing 🙃

AHHH FUCK

Someone sent “Castiel” some pics 😳

I can’t believe my very first unsolicited dick pic was sent to me while I’m posing as an angel of the lord on Grindr 🤦🏻‍♂️

HOLY FUCK Y’ALL 😂😂😂

Either someone at Grindr has a great sense of humour or they genuinely don’t know who Misha Collins is (hoping it’s the former, but I’m betting on the latter)

Also, the original pic looked super grainy with the new format, so I uploaded a different one…

Still though, I’m not digging that huge “edit profile” button. I wanna see what Cas’s profile would look like to Dean, you know?

Now, I have two choices here:

- I could spend 2 more hours editing together a composite photo by superimposing all the various Grindr icons over the image…

- OR I could just make another Grindr profile, find “Castiel” and take a screenshot…

Guess which one I did 🙃

(hint: it’s 5am and I haven’t slept yet)

So now you’re looking at the proud owner of not one but TWO Grindr profiles!!! 😃😃😃

(god i need to sleep)

Welp here it fucking is, folks!

Our shiny new Castiel Grindr profile!!!

And it only took 3 fucking hours 🎉🤩🥳🎉😭