hi hellers — pov you go back in time and tell season one sammy...

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pov you go back in time and tell season one sammy that his older brother (whose idea of a prank is to slip a spoon into his mouth) gets an epic gay romance with a literal angel of the lord and they settle down and raise a nephilim together

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season one sammy would be excited about this because “my brother fell in love with an angel??? we’re raising a half-angel!?!?! Good things DO happen!”

It’s be hilarious as he slowly realizes that the angel is a mass murderer and definitely unhinged and the half-angel is actually the son of satan and re-killed their mom. 

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